I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I knew Rick Pitino was going to make them play that outbreak, monkey defense. He's been doing it all his life. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Being here feels like I'm out of prison. This is the right place, the right time, the right team. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I didn't say anything. Got nothing to say. I'm a married man; I don't need a relationship with another man. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It was a cheap shot. They won the game, move on. My thing is, I don't ask for a lot, but I… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Now, if you're an NBA fan, you know what Vince Carter did. I came up with a line about him: 'Half-man, half-amazing.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I want to go to police academy, I want to actually go out and make a couple of arrests. I want to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's pretty much the same; it's just that Phil was very weird with his system. This is more of the traditional system. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I had orders from the great Bill Russell. Me and him were talking in Seattle the other day, and he was telling… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
But that is the only thing that slows me down is the system. No one, two or three was big enough to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It was a weird game. There was ugly shooting and a lot of turnovers and mistakes, and we were just fortunate to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm more like a senior adviser so I don't like to come in here and try to take over. Just like your… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Word has it, they think I'm an old man, and they're not gonna double me. My message is that I'm the baddest… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He looks like a woman coach sometimes. I guess he's just trying to get into certain people's heads, but it won't work… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
They're going to come to me and they're going to say numbers for three years and I'm going to use my division… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Before I became the 'Great Test of the West," I was the 'Beast of the East.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He's the Italian version of my father. I don't know if he's Italian or not. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
