I dribble rhymes like basketball... People call me 'E.T.' What's that, Shaq man? 'Extra Tall.' — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want to win. We want to win big. We want to win the whole thing. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He's the president. I'm the general. Unless I want to get impeached, I got to do what he says. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm going to be looking to get out like Randy Moss and Terrell Owens. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
It's my job to make him look good. He's a very good looking man, so it's my job to keep him looking… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If you go 72-11 and don't win (the championship), it doesn't mean anything. Actually it does. It means you've cheated and played… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
As my great friend Aristotle said, 'If you cannot command, you must learn to listen.' I'm not the hierarchy here. I am… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Get your tickets now. Buy cable now. Get your jerseys now. Pull your boats up to the docking stations now. Bring your… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't have to make a point. I'm George Bush. I'm the president. I built that arena, so I don't have to… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I don't get tired. I get beat up. You keep chopping on a tree, you need to give the tree some rest… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Finally, I have someone that's like me. My other two pupils were the opposite sides of the moon. But this guy is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
He's just intelligent-sort of a nerd, actually. He's the only brother I know who made a 1420 on the SAT. I don't… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
How did Mike Bibby get on the team? Any Cub Scout with Boy Scouts can do Boy Scoutish things. When Bibby was… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
In this millennium that we live in, the 'Hack-a-Shaq'has proven not to work. It might work a couple games every now and… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
That game was dedicated to Rick Adelman. I'm at home, in the bathroom, trying to take a dump, flipping through the channels… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Once the Hack-a-Shaq works once, you know I'm going to see it again. The only thing worse for basketball than that defense… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Being that I'm a tropical black man I don't get to see much snow. When I see snow I go crazy. That's… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I'm still here. I'm a force to be reckoned with... you have to come take my spot, and not through Twitter and… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
When I was young I was on punishment a lot and I used to watch a lot of TV, and I asked… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
We want stuff done right. As long as it's my team, I'll voice my opinion. Yep, it's my team. You media guys… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Probably a lack of concentration. I always hit them during practice. I just need to concentrate. Even though I should a lousy… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
A writer from ESPN magazine once described me as the world's largest eleven-year-old. That's true. I ride my Sea-Doo jet ski, play… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I've got, all the things that I've… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
The biggest thing that will define my legacy is how I've done it, and what I've done, and who I am. I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
Going from Army base to base as a kid taught me to be a man of all nations. I'd go to the… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
I failed, I think, seven [or] eight times before I finally got my first [championship]. It was just, you know, just about me growing… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And if the big dog ain't me, then the house won't get guarded - period. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
And I want to do it the right way, like everybody else, not just a famous figurehead that gets a job because he is… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told our guys they must not have cable because Antoine Walker knows how to play, Derek Anderson can play, Shandon Anderson knows how… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I was really upset. I felt like they tried to limit me, whoever 'they' may be. So I just said to myself third quarter… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I'm still the baddest expletive in the world. Yeah, I'm getting older, but Kareem got older. Hakeem got older. I don't need Earthlings' respect.… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Write this: Since my boy is the coach, I'm going to try out for the Dolphins next year. Tight end. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Everybody talks about being a role model. But if you look up the word 'role' in a dictionary, it describes playing a part. Everything… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger). — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Enunciation, diction, all that stuff. None of that is in my personality. — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
I told Leonard, in the immortal words of Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible 2, 'I'm going on vacation. If I tell you where I'm… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
Stats don't matter. I care about winning, not stats. If I score 0 points and we win I'm happy. If I score 50, 60… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share
