When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Whenever someone asks for my autograph, I still think, 'Do you really want it?' — Ruth Jones Copy Share Image
When people don't know me any more or want my autograph, then I'll think about retiring. — Johnny Weissmuller Copy Share Image
I respond to every email. I sign every autograph for every person. — Gretchen Carlson Copy Share Image
People want me to do the strangest things. They want me to sign their arms or chests. — Tia Carrere Copy Share Image
Somebody will come up to me after a show and have me sign their arm, and the next time I see them… — Al Yankovic Copy Share Image
You don't get Billie Joe Armstrong's autograph on your forehead without following your instincts. — Gordon Korman Copy Share Image
A whole other generation is coming up to me now - anywhere from 8 to 22 years old - wanting me to… — Steve Perry Copy Share Image
I tell the person I won't take a picture or sign the autograph, but I will shake their hand. That kind of… — Chevy Chase Copy Share Image
Every day someone notices me and waves to me, or stops and speaks to me, or asks me for an autograph, or… — Quentin Crisp Copy Share Image
Moms are sometimes the craziest because they know they want to get their daughters to be seen by us or get an… — Kevin Jonas Copy Share Image
You are my superstar. I'm your number one fan, give me your autograph, sign it right here on my heart. Girl, I'll… — Usher Copy Share Image
Our clients have started an unofficial fan club. You should start practicing your autograph. Thank you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brandon McCaw got 754,876,987 autograph request successes online through email. Inbox (545,765,345) emails all together. He got all those celebrity autographs with… — Brandon Mccaw Copy Share Image
I go out and I meet people after the show, I take every picture that they ask for, I sign every autograph… — Ralphie May Copy Share Image
When [Julia Marie Pacino] was 5 or 6 years old, we were in an Italian restaurant, and these people came by the… — Al Pacino Copy Share Image
Retarded kids are the best. When they ask for an autograph I just fake sign a picture and tell them that it's… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
I'd say probably Dale Earnhardt was the biggest autograph I got when I was a kid, mainly because it was so hard… — Denny Hamlin Copy Share Image
When a grown man is chasing you around a building or running through the hotel and trying to jump in your elevator,… — Clinton Portis Copy Share Image
Everywhere I find the signature, the autograph of God, and he will never deny his own handwriting. God has set his tabernacle… — Joseph Parker Copy Share Image
I truly respect the people who are working. If they want an autograph from Patti LaBelle, they are going to get it.… — Patti LaBelle Copy Share Image
I've never turned down an autograph request. I've never not taken a picture with someone. — George Hamilton Copy Share Image
I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books. — Kanye West Copy Share Image
SUCCESS DEFINITION-- WHEN OUR SIGNATURE CHANGES TO AUTOGRAPH ,this marks the success. — Abdul Kalam Copy Share Image
When somebody wants me to sign an old picture, it's like looking at another person. — Samantha Fox Copy Share Image
“Krum had already started walking away when Ron burst out, “Can I have your autograph?” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“I overreacted to praise, signing an autograph. I'd write a check to buy it back.” — Brian Spellman Copy Share Image
I've signed babies' arms. I wanted to pull a 'Ricky Bobby' and sign a baby's forehead. — Joey Chestnut Copy Share Image
They want a lip print for their autograph books. I'm a sport; I go along. — Cleo Moore Copy Share Image