If I fall asleep texting you, its because I didnt want to say goodbye. — BasedGodKam Copy Share Image
“How the hell did someone fall asleep while they were being spanked?” — Christin Lovell Copy Share Image
There are few things as seemingly untouched by the real world as a child asleep. — John Irving Copy Share Image
I always pretend like I'm nervous no matter what. I try to fall asleep. — Chris Moneymaker Copy Share Image
I wonder if anyone thinks about me when they cant fall asleep at night. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
If your woman is asleep every time you get home, she's just really tired. Of you. — Regina King Copy Share Image
For often, when one is asleep, there is something in consciousness which declares that what then presents itself is but a dream. — Aristotle Copy Share Image
I still fall asleep with the TV on, because I'm used to falling asleep with people yelling 'Action!' and 'Cut! — Jennifer Lynch Copy Share Image
“You fell asleep in my bed with nothing on. I believe that's a free pass for any man.” — Liv Morris Copy Share Image
That's why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I love Australia because it's a different time of day so I'm asleep through any problems back home. — Jane McDonald Copy Share Image
What, all so soon asleep! I wish mine eyes Would, with themselves, shut up my thoughts... — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
You can research until you're falling asleep, but that still doesn't mean you're really fluent in the material. — Jennifer Egan Copy Share Image
But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I actually fall asleep really easily. I'm a bit of a scaredy-cat, though, I have to make sure that all the doors… — Bel Powley Copy Share Image
You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It is tempting to think of this form of insomnia, the inability to fall asleep, as a disease of agency and control:… — Siri Hustvedt Copy Share Image
Brainstorming, for me, takes place in my bed at night between the time I turn out my lights and I finally fall… — Chris Van Allsburg Copy Share Image
Sadly, the only constant in my writing environment stems from some inexplicable need to listen to the news. CNN loops over and… — Lauren Weisberger Copy Share Image
I'll sleep in my clothes sometimes. I sleep in my clothes all the time, actually - in my coat. I just hate… — Suki Waterhouse Copy Share Image
My sister could fall asleep at the drop of a hat. She would fall asleep on the train. Me, I never slept.… — Cheri Oteri Copy Share Image
I'm pretty wiped out after a long day, so I usually hit the bed and fall right asleep. I sleep like a… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image