“and let's face it, the French Army couldn't beat a girls hockey team” — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Not every person with a mustache is a pedophile, but every pedophile has a mustache. — Foxy Copy Share Image
The English have a heavy hearted way of amusing themselves. — Maximilien de Bethune, Duke of Sully Copy Share Image
I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
It is now only in letters I write what I feel: not in literature any more, and I seldom say it, because… — E. M. Forster Copy Share Image
At first, I only laughed at myself. Then I noticed that life itself is amusing. I've been in a generally good — Marilyn Vos Savant Copy Share Image
I left the table where there were important people and had lunch with my husband and a few friends. The reception was… — Nana Mouskouri Copy Share Image
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
I find it highly amusing that Donald Trump talks about "Make America Great Again." He doesn't make a thing in America, except… — Hillary Clinton Copy Share Image
Everyone wants to be truth tellers today while never thinking we are the ones who need the truth told to us. It's… — Sho Baraka Copy Share Image
“I do like cats. They are so unconsciously amusing. There is such a comic dignity about them, such a "How dare you!"… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
I love having made a film and watching it when it affects audiences in a positive way. It was always fun for… — Sydney Pollack Copy Share Image
There is a childlike side in the work of the Dadaists, Klee, Miró, Calder and Picasso. I am trying to make things… — Yaacov Agam Copy Share Image
When you understand that you will die to-morrow, if not to-day, and nothing will be left, then everything is so unimportant!... So… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
[London] is sentimental and tolerant. The attitude to foreigners is like the attitude to dogs: Dogs are neither human nor British, but… — V. S. Pritchett Copy Share Image
I'd say I'm the opposite of someone that has the urge to stand in front of strangers and make them laugh, but… — Eric Bana Copy Share Image
Village cricket spread fast through the land. In those days before it became scientific, cricket was the best game in the world… — G. M. Trevelyan Copy Share Image
Only amateurs say that they write for their own amusement. Writing is not an amusing occupation. It is a combination of ditch-digging,… — Edna Ferber Copy Share Image
It is amusing to discover, in the twentieth century, that the quarrels between two lovers, two mathematicians, two nations, two economic systems,… — Alfred Korzybski Copy Share Image
Village cricket spread fast through the land. In those days before it became scientific, cricket was the best game in the world… — G. M. Trevelyan Copy Share Image
“No fossil is buried with its birth certificate. That, and the scarcity of fossils, means that it is effectively impossible to link… — Henry Gee Copy Share Image
I simply state that I'm a product of a versatile mind in a restless generation-with every reason to throw my mind and… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
I hate being too serious about anything. If I'm with my friend, I want to be having fun with him or her.… — Stan Lee Copy Share Image
The idea was to take fine art and put it into the location of the movie scripts. The script itself is collage… — John Baldessari Copy Share Image
It is quite likely that the modern contrivances for making Sunday-schools amusing have given them a distate for the more solemn services… — Samuel I. Prime Copy Share Image
“I signed off with Ricky, and I was putting away my phone when TC slunk past, heading for his spot in the… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image