“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. — Voltaire Copy Share Image
It was always amusing to be inside Apple and read what journalists said we were doing — Donald A. Norman Copy Share Image
“I’m not panicking. I’m watching you panic. It’s more entertaining.” — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
“Gordian pays you to sleep with unicorn hunters. That's the definition of a whore.” — Diana Peterfreund Copy Share Image
What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum! That's an amusing relic of our past. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
What is today accepted as truth will tomorrow prove to be only amusing. — Louis L'Amour Copy Share Image
There are few things more amusing in the world of politics than watching moderate Republicans charging to the right in pursuit of… — Mario Cuomo Copy Share Image
“You know it feels good. I can hardly geta…I don’t even…” There was something amusing about watching him trying to form a… — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
They also held that the way to salvation was to give way to lust and temptation in all things. And no greater… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Paul Ryan's love for Rage Against The Machine is amusing, because he is the embodiment of the machine that our music has… — Tom Morello Copy Share Image
“April 43rd 2000 Today is the day of great triumph. There is a king of Spain. He has been found at last.… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
An amusing fact: as far as I can recall, when playing the Ruy Lopez I have not yet once in my life… — Anatoly Karpov Copy Share Image
Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
Do people really think that about my nose? I spent my whole life hating it, so its amusing that people like it! — Richard Armitage Copy Share Image
The achievement of the hero is one that he is ready for and it's really a manifestation of his character. It's amusing… — Joseph Campbell Copy Share Image
But I am not sure it would contain any short stories. For the short story is a minor art, and it must… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
The Alchemyst had discovered that the seats revolved and had been amusing himself by swinging back and forth. His chair squeaked with… — Michael Scott Copy Share Image
A witch who is bored might do ANYTHING. People said things like 'we had to make our own amusements in those days'… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Gideon was a force of nature, his magnetic self-possession so powerful it put everyone around him in his shadow. I saw flashes… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
I deeply adored my mum. She was an extraordinary person, even for the prejudice I'm likely to have. She was beautiful, amusing,… — Andrew Motion Copy Share Image
As it is so strangely ordained in this world, what is amusing will turn into being gloomy, if you stand too long… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
[Jem] 'It will help you sleep.' 'All I’ve been doing is sleeping!' [Tessa] 'And very amusing it is to watch, said Jem.… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
On the whole, and providing one is in good spirits and feeling reasonably bright, it is not hard to converse for a… — Virginia Graham Copy Share Image
I fight against the gluttony of time with so many very amusing weapons with gestures and with three attitudes and with charming… — James Branch Cabell Copy Share Image
“You think too much of your "toilette", Adele; but you may have a flower." I took a rose from a vase and… — Charlotte Brontë Copy Share Image
The same costume will be Indecent ten years before its time, Shameless five years before its time, Outre (daring) one year before… — James Laver Copy Share Image
The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried [phrase-making] to such a height of perfection and have… — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
The complaint about modern steel furniture, modern glass houses, modern red bars and modern streamlined trains and cars is that all these… — E. B. White Copy Share Image
I received a most amusing postcard the other morning. Unfortunately, it was not signed in a readable manner so I cannot answer… — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I can't have discussions about it anymore, I just can't. When someone asks me if I've found Jesus, I say, 'Yeah, I… — Tori Amos Copy Share Image
I was reading Neil Postman's 'Amusing Ourselves to Death'. It's one of my favourites. — Brent Faiyaz Copy Share Image
To be honest, I don't mind Jason Gardiner, I've always found him amusing. — Gemma Collins Copy Share Image
![“[Jem] 'It will help you sleep.' 'All I’ve been doing is sleeping!' [Tessa] 'And very amusing it is to watch, said Jem. 'Did you know you twitch your nose when you sleep, like a rabbit?' 'I do not,' she said, with a whispered laugh. 'You do,' he said. 'Fortunately, I like rabbits.” quote by Cassandra Clare](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/c25/cassandra-clare-9_amusing_jem-it-will-help-you-sleep-all-i-ve-been_382610.jpg)
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