This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They should make a beer called Mondays. That would be a case of the Mondays I wouldn't mind having. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Her life was like a burst of wild, flowing Chinese calligraphy, written under the influence of alcohol. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stop drinking like you wont be able to do so again. You have a whole life to ruin it with alcohol. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Not to get all technical; but according to chemistry, alcohol is a solution! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Jon:'What are you doing up there? Why aren't you at the feast?' Tyrion: 'Too hot, too noisy, and I'd drunk too much… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer... I saw the video... we… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man who was fond of wine was offered some grapes at dessert after dinner. "Much obliged," said he, pushing the plate… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They always say so many people die of Alcohol. Perhaps they never realized many of them were born beacuse of Alcohol!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Vodka and ice damages your kidney. Rum and ice damages your liver. Whiskey and ice damages your heart. This is bad, don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only three things in life a girl needs: Love to make her week. Alcohol to make her strong. Best friends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head, if a man doesn't drink when he's living, how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a man who is drinking neat gin starts talking about his mother he is past all argument. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was your drugs and you were my alcohol and together we forgot about all of our worries. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol, morphine or idealism — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Summer Drinking Rule number 3: Margaritas count as your daily serving of fruit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you drink too much alcohol you are an alcoholic. If you drink too much Fanta, does that make you Fantastic? -A — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no way to discribe the feeling of a child whos parent chose a drug over them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
