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Alcohol Quotes by Anonymous

94 Alcohol quotes by Anonymous

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Why is it we think alcohol is the only way to escape reality? The quotes describe drinking wine, vodka, whiskey, and rum with water and getting drunk, while also noting that a nap can feel more refreshing than any drink. They also show a conflict between wanting health and destroying oneself with alcohol.

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And kissing him is like sucking on alcohol-soaked feet.

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I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.

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Success is my drug of choice.

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I drink because I wish to multiply my sufferings.

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When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

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There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

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If drama was alcohol, we'd all be drunk.

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Oh, demon alcohol, sad memories I can't recall.

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Alcohol isnt the answer, but it sure helps forget the question!..

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Why do beer companies bother with an expiration date...it's never going to make it anywhere near that!

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Summer Drinking Rule number 4: If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

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When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

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I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.

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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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Herb is the healing of the nation, alcohol is the destruction.

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First the man takes a drink; then the drink takes a drink; then the drink takes the man.

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If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck,i would swim to the bottom and never come up. But…

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I'm under the impression that if you're sick, you should just get really drunk. Alcohol kills bacteria. Bacteria causes sickness...

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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

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The more alcohol I drink, the more water there is left for the rest of humanity. Don't all thank me at once.…

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Plus, according to my mother, memories change like people do, especially if there's enough alcohol involved-Aphrodite

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Summer Drinking Rule number 6: If someone buys you a shot, finish it. If you don't plan to finish it, don't accept it.

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BOYS are like alcohol, you throw them up when you've had too much. GIRLS are like coffee, you throw them away when…

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I had VODKA with WATER, I got DRUNK. I had WHISKY with WATER, I got DRUNK I had RUM with WATER, I…

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I'm too drunk to recall much of what I've said. Which, come to think of it, is probably just as well, judging…

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It is very easy to see the allure of alcohol to dull the prain and the temptation to punish myself for something…

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Like too much alcohol,self-consciousness makes us see ourselves double, and we make the double image for two selves - mental and material,…

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No political party can ever make prohibition effective. A political party implies an adverse, an opposing, political party. To enforce criminal statutes…

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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.

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Happy Birthday from your only friend other than alcohol.

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No officer, there is no blood in my alcohol system.

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Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.

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I drink to make other people more interesting.

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Let's do a liquid cleanse with alcohol.

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Summer Drinking Rule number 2: There are no bad beers. Some beers are just better than others.

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Alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk...

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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.

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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does milk.

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You being mad at me is effecting me about as much as a Smirnoff Ice effects my blood alcohol content

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I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

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