Yeah I live of my music. Why does everyone ask me that? Is my music that absurd that nobody could possibly be… — Venetian Snares Copy Share Image
“Mr. A calls me into his office and says he's got bad news and bad news, and which do I want first.… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
What is absurd is not the teachings of the founders of religion, it's what followers subsequently make of it. — John Cleese Copy Share Image
Idleness, indifference and irresponsibility are healthy responses to absurd work. — Frederick Herzberg Copy Share Image
It is absurd to suppose, if this is God's world, that men must always be selfish barbarians. — Charles Fletcher Dole Copy Share Image
“He waited day after day, saying that it was perfectly absurd to expect, yet expecting.” — Thomas Hardy Copy Share Image
I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world. — Georges Duhamel Copy Share Image
There's no end to the absurd things people will do trying to make life mean something. — William Wharton Copy Share Image
If sub specie aeternitatis [from eternity's point of view] there is no reason to believe that anything matters, then that does not… — Thomas Nagel Copy Share Image
Why wait for reasons to laugh? Life as it is should be reason enough to laugh. It is so absurd, it is… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
There can be no such thing as 'fairness in taxation.' Taxation is nothing but organized theft, and the concept of a 'fair… — Murray Rothbard Copy Share Image
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed, in view… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I used to write chronologically when I started, from beginning to end. Eventually I went, 'That's absurd; my heart is in this… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
It is a wonderful thing that so many, and they not reckoned absurd, shall entertain those with whom they converse by giving… — Richard Steele Copy Share Image
If Franschhoek has a fault, it is in the lavish refurbishment of wine farms and estates which has reached absurd proportions. Some,… — Justin Cartwright Copy Share Image
A great many things have been pronounced untrue and absurd, and even impossible, by the highest authorities in the age in which… — Catherine Crowe Copy Share Image
I like to imagine a person's psyche to be like a boardinghouse full of characters. The ones who show up regularly and… — James Hillman Copy Share Image
It has been suggested that Tiptree is female, a theory that I find absurd, for there is to me something ineluctably masculine… — Robert Silverberg Copy Share Image
If God created the universe, there was a time when he commenced to create. Back of that commencement there must have been… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Time will prolong time, and life will serve life. In this field that is both limited and bulging with possibilities, everything to… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“Yes, I know," Isadora said, and then read her poem, leaning forward so Carmelita Spats would not overhear: "I would rather eat… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Don Juan assured me that in order to accomplish the feat of making myself miserable I had to work in the most… — Carlos Castaneda Copy Share Image
The idea of an isolated American painting , so popular in this country during the thirties, seems absurd to me, just as… — Jackson Pollock Copy Share Image
All over the world today people have a very strong desire to find a sense of identity, and at the same time… — Jaron Lanier Copy Share Image
Resentment slowly poisoned my blood and I laughed at myself and my absurd hopes. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
The problem is that censors create the concept of obscenity. By supposedly trying to protect us they form an absurd concept of… — Catherine Breillat Copy Share Image
If you're obsessed with life, truth is absurd. If you're obsessed with truth, life is absurd. — Anurag Prakash Ray Copy Share Image
My work is not so much a direct commentary as it is an open-ended observation of the absurdities around us. — Ori Gersht Copy Share Image
“From any rational point of view I am absurd; but there are no longer any rational points of view.” — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Cruelty is, in theory, a perfectly adequate ground for divorce, but it may be interpreted so as to become absurd. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I did not find him absurd. I saw he was kind, that he was on the verge of real love. I thought… — Francoise Sagan Copy Share Image
Rock 'n' roll is ridiculous. It's absurd. In the past, U2 was trying to duck that. Now we're wrapping our arms around… — Bono Copy Share Image
Anger may be foolish and absurd, and one may be wrongly irritated, but a man never feels outraged unless in some respect… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“For better sleep tonight, pre-order your duck fight today. It’ll give your pillow the energy you need to power slumber through to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I was once part of a Christmas cabaret. I sang 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.' I tap-danced. I had a ten-gallon… — Peter Dinklage Copy Share Image
If a song is funny and absurd, and it sounds great, it's just going to be that much funnier. And there's no… — Seth MacFarlane Copy Share Image
The wish to talk to God is absurd. We cannot talk to one we cannot comprehend — and we cannot comprehend God;… — Immanuel Kant Copy Share Image
“So, in conclusion, that is the moral of Heidi. 'Always push invalid chairs off the top of mountains when you get the… — Louise Rennison Copy Share Image
Once your faith persuades you to believe what your intelligence declares absurd, beware, lest you likewise sacrifice your reason in the conduct… — Voltaire Copy Share Image
The absurd is essentially a divorce. It lies in neither of the elements compared; it is born of their confrontation. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image