What's the point of our life? Everything seems absurd until we die, and then it makes sense. — Maurizio Cattelan Copy Share Image
“Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
I like trolls. Some trolling I find very entertaining. The sheer abuse can be hilarious, and so random and absurd. — David Baddiel Copy Share Image
Instead of this absurd division into sexes they ought to class people as static and dynamic. — Evelyn Waugh Copy Share Image
It does not take much technical knowledge to understand why the interlinking of rivers is an absurd idea and a ruinous project. — Prashant Bhushan Copy Share Image
America has never paid any attention to other people, so it's absurd for Bush to say that it's all in the best… — Richard Gere Copy Share Image
All his leisure clothes were absurd - jokes, really - as though leisure itself had to be ridiculed. — Edmund White Copy Share Image
The origin of the absurd idea of immortal life is easy to discover; it is kept alive by hope and fear, by… — Clarence Darrow Copy Share Image
This absurd, godless world is, then, peopled with men who think clearly and have ceased to hope. And I have not yet… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
It has often been found that profuse expenditures, heavy taxation, absurd commercial restrictions, corrupt tribunals, disastrous wars, seditions, persecutions, conflagrations, inundation, have… — Thomas B. Macaulay Copy Share Image
It's the most absurd story. I grew up in the dirt streets of Tijuana, dying of all kinds of diseases - tuberculosis,… — Luis Alberto Urrea Copy Share Image
The last person to stand still and repeat himself was Walt Disney. He refused to repeat himself. So to think that he'd… — Leonard Maltin Copy Share Image
A material resurrection seems strange and even absurd except for purposes of punishment, and all punishment which is to revenge rather than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not the same person as the character I do in my songs. She's crazy! The 'Daddy Song' was the first sketch… — Carly Craig Copy Share Image
From the fame opinion of a soul distinct from the body came the practice of praying, first for the dead, and then… — Joseph Priestley Copy Share Image
Koreans are worried about the Japanese right-wing people, who tend to be against foreigners. But the Koreans in Japan aren't even foreigners.… — Min Jin Lee Copy Share Image
If I convince myself that this life has no other aspect than that of the absurd, if I feel that its whole… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
“Christ will never more come down to earth nor will there be any law-giver, nor will murder cease nor theft, nor rape,… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
I don't really like those sorts of actresses who say, 'I don't want to make that movie,' but they make the movie.… — Melanie Laurent Copy Share Image
People used to make their own clothes, now they buy clothes. People used to take care of their own kids, now they… — Daniel Pinchbeck Copy Share Image
“I'm freestylin just on the microphone On the BBC, on the BBC I'm just freestylin on the BBC Um British Broadcasting Company… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
I understood that you would take the Human Race in the concrete, have exploded the absurd notion of Pope's Essay on Man,… — Samuel Taylor Coleridge Copy Share Image
Happiness and the absurd are two sons of the same earth. They are inseparable. It would be a mistake to say that… — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
One of the rules that I always follow is that no matter how crazy characters may act, and no matter how absurd… — Glenn Howerton Copy Share Image
If it's comedy, you taken an absurd comedic notion and you apply it to reality. If it's horror, if it's a thriller,… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
“Treat me like a king and I'll treat you like a queen…..Treat me like a queen and off with your head” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
It is preposterous to believe that the Russians had any effect on the outcome of voting in America. It's absurd. There is… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
If you lust after someone and have an absurd and overwhelming need to protect them, then the best way to deal with… — Anne Stuart Copy Share Image
Virtual representation is so absurd as to not deserve an answer. I therefore pass it over with contempt. — Charles Pratt, 1st Earl Camden Copy Share Image
“What can you do with a person who says that he is absolutely uncertain about everything, and that he is absolutely certain… — Idries Shah Copy Share Image
The Son of God died; it is by all means to be believed because it is absurd. And he was buried and… — Tertullian Copy Share Image
[The UN should remain in New York] because every country needs a cesspool. And the UN is always interesting as a theater… — Ed Koch Copy Share Image
In the absurd idiocy of identity regressive politics, looting is seen as protest, and protecting one's own property is seen as privilege. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
People think they can tame the earth. How absurd! The vanity of human wishes is endless. It is more fun to dance… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“It's the sort of absurd notion, though, that I wouldn't mind taking out for a good academic run someday.” — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
Libraries keep the records on behalf of all humanity. the unique and the absurd, the wise and the fragments of stupidity. — Vartan Gregorian Copy Share Image
The truth is, for some absurd reason, no one is willing to admit that the interests of the producers and the theater… — Harold Prince Copy Share Image
Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater. — Harland Williams Copy Share Image
“It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real… — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
He would be a very absurd legislator who should pretend to set bounds to his country's welfare, lest it should perish by… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
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