“The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Only he who attempts the absurd is capable of achieving the impossible. — Miguel de Unamuno Copy Share Image
“Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub” — Josh Stern Copy Share Image
Science fiction has always had a dark side. There has been a touch of the irrational and absurd in the genre from… — Douglas Lain Copy Share Image
In my banjo show with the Steep Canyon Rangers, I do do comedy during that show. It'd be absurd just to stand… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn… — David Byrne Copy Share Image
The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd. — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
How can a living man be a person who has nothing to lose? This is very absurd! Even a dead man has… — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
Quality without science and research is absurd. You can't make inferences that something works when you have 60 percent missing data. — Peter Pronovost Copy Share Image
“JEMAINE Lisa? BRET Yes, she's in Delta Force. She's been deployed to Fallujah. JEMAINE But she works in the croissant shop. BRET… — Flight of the Conchords Copy Share Image
A monomaniac is a sick person whose mentality is perfectly healthy in all respects but one; he has a single flaw, clearly… — Emile Durkheim Copy Share Image
There are many countries where you can only believe more or you can believe less. But in the United States we have… — Lawrence Wright Copy Share Image
Russia should join the international coalition against Islamic State. It is absurd that we are intervening on the side of the Shiites… — Alexei Navalny Copy Share Image
I became intrigued with colour theory. The absurd pronouncements of the Colour Institute, a group that decides what colours are hot each… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought… — Robert Harris Copy Share Image
Getting the police involved or levying an absurd punishment just because that's what some zero-tolerance rule mandates - even though it's clear… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
Giving government aid to a bank basically transforms it into a utility. The huge salaries in this sector are only a symptom… — George Soros Copy Share Image
People take it for granted that the physical world is both ordered and intelligible. The underlying order in nature - the laws… — Paul Davies Copy Share Image
Tolstoi explains somewhere in his writings why, in his opinion, “Science for Science's sake” is an absurd conception. We cannot know all… — Henri Poincare Copy Share Image
I certainly should have,' he agrees, smiling and thinking what an absurd and universally-accepted bit of nonsense it is, that your best… — Christopher Isherwood Copy Share Image
“Snarling an oath from an Icelandic saga, I reclaimed my place at the head of the queue. "Oy!" yelled a punk rocker,… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Last House offended a lot of people. The results in the theaters, even in Boston, reminded me a bit of things from… — Wes Craven Copy Share Image
You'll call me a damned Jew, a Christ murderer, a secret worshipper of pigs and a kidnapper of christian children.' This was… — Bernard Cornwell Copy Share Image
But, as Douglas E Harding has pointed out, we tend to think of this planet as a life-infested rock, which is as… — Alan Watts Copy Share Image
I cannot conceive of a God who rewards and punishes his creatures, or has a will of the kind that we experience… — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“A missed opportunity? It is like surviving an assassination attempt.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
“A global awakening can not happen. We all live in different time zones.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
The realization that life is absurd cannot be an end, but only a beginning. — Albert Camus Copy Share Image
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