Careful with those hairy palms, Eugene.

Eugene O'Neil is always exploring our want to love but can't get it out there.

— Jason Robards

I think that 'Psychopomp' is very much a Eugene, Oregon record.

— Michelle Zauner

Eugene V. Debs has always been one of my heroes.

— Clarence Darrow

Eugene Levy is my closest friend.

— Martin Short

Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.

— Dave Barry

Growing up in Eugene, Oregon, there was everything from The Notorious B.I.G. to Weezer playing in my car.

— Mat Kearney

“You're a witness. You're always standing around watching what's happening, scribbling in your book what other people do. You have to get in the…

— Neil Simon

“Eugene, Eugene, Eugene, this is a bad business!”

— Charles Dickens

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

— Joan Rivers

“If you were born an animal—you’d be a Llama,” he called after me. That stopped me. Was this douche seriously comparing me to a…

— Tarryn Fisher

Fame looks like a really hairy affair. But if it's part of the job, I'll figure out a way to deal with it.

— Tom Everett Scott

Because of both hipster culture and Facebook culture, the human race is starting to resemble a school of hairy piranhas.

— Chael Sonnen

What would he imagine next? Little hairy beasties tap-dancing on his sofa, or other fey creatures sneaking up on him in the shower?’ (Syn)

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

I've always just been this hairy, wild man.

— Michael Chiesa

I was born with a beard. We're quite hairy down in Latin America. We don't have to use sponges when we wash dishes. We…

— Devendra Banhart