Animal Quote by Zack Zombie

“A dog cannot relate his autobiography; however, eloquently he may bark, he cannot tell you that his parents were honest though poor.”

— Bertrand Russell

“He can have friends. It's parents he can't have.”

— Orson Scott Card

“Never refer to a large dog as a friend - he is in custody and he knows it.”

— Steve Aylett

“Worst parent on the planet. All he knew how to do was bark orders and walk away. He didn't understand that his daughter was…

— Jami Attenberg

“He is so poor that he could not keep a dog.”

— Longus

“Dogs don't censor themselves. Maybe animals were smarter than people. The dog was so happy. My mom and dad too. It felt good to…

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

“If your dog's a chore, you'll not get more. If your dog's a friend, he's yours till the end.”

— Mick Hill mickarchie

“Nice people like them by children like him and raise them as pets. But he didn't want to be a pet today.”

— John Elder Robison

“The best thing about a dog is that no matter what, he always welcomes you home.”

— Ginny Aiken

“I have had friends who were dogs, but I have never had a dog who was not a friend.”

— Fakeer Ishavardas

“When I was ten, we had a dog. He humped everything and anything—from the maid’s leg to my parents’ four-poster bed. He was insatiable.…

— Emma Chase

“Dad would be home soon. This might work to my advantage. I knew bringing the guy home would royally piss him off. He’d have…

— Jus Accardo