Trash Quote by Xaviera Hollander

“If you can't fuck me while I read, fuck off.”

— S.X. Rosenstock

“Life would be much simpler if men could fuck themselves, don't you agree?”

— George R.R. Martin

“Don't men read books and take from them what is already in their own hearts?”

— Traci L. Slatton

“Just because the book has sex in it doesn’t mean women are only reading it for the sexy bits.”

— Jenny Trout

“And then women will fuck men instead of men fucking them. And then this place can be burned to the ground.”

— Tamara Faith Berger

“Any man who reads is a fine one.”

— Karen Marie Moning

“Never trust a man who writes more than he reads.”

— Samuel Johnson

“I could sit in a pub and tell you all the things that are written in this book, but you wouldn't fucking listen.”

— banksy

“The literary man re-reads, other men simply read.”

— C.S. Lewis

“Many a man would rather you heard his story than grant his request.”

— Lord Chesterfield

“Men, at any rate, never fulfilled expectations. They might, upon acquaintance, turn out more entertaining than they appeared; but almost always taking up with…

— Ford Madox Ford

“I shake my head. "Not my kind of scene. I'd rather be home with my book boyfriend." "I'll never get what you book sluts…

— Danielle Torella