Balls Quote by Winston Churchill

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the…

— Anonymous

Golf is a stupid game. You tee up this little ball, really this tiny ball. Then you hit it, try to find it, hit…

— Juli Inkster

I have to chase down the most scientifically efficient way to get the golf ball in the hole.

— Bryson DeChambeau

I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

— Mitch Hedberg

Bobby JonesConsidered objectively, it is quite obviously a very simple matter to propel a ball with a stick across some specially prepared ground and…

— Bobby Jones

Golf is a game in which one endeavors to control a ball with implements ill adapted for the purpose.

— Woodrow Wilson

Golf is played with a number of striking implements more intricate in shape than those used in any form of recreation except dentistry.

— E. V. Knox

“Of all the recreational activities of man, golf had to be the stupidest. The massive effort to beat nature into submission--daily moving, watering, and…

— Maggie Thrash

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a…

— Henry Beard

“Yesterday I played a round of golf. I just kept hitting the ball in circles, but never getting it in the circles they call…

— Jarod Kintz

Golf is golf.

— Patrick Cantlay

The name of the game is put the ball in the hole.

— Stephon Marbury