Funny women Quote by William Shakespeare Download Open image “Do you not know I am a woman? when I think, I must speak.” — William Shakespeare ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny women Speak Thinking Women
You are a woman: you must never speak what you think; your words must contradict your thoughts, but your actions may contradict your words. — William Congreve Copy Share Image
I don't understand when you say I'm a man or I have a deep voice. I know I'm a female, so there's no question… — Caster Semenya Copy Share Image
You don't truly know a woman until you understand every word she's not saying to you. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Time hath not yet so dried this blood of mine, Nor age so eat up my invention, Nor fortune made such havoc of my… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Divers philosophers hold that the lips is parcel of the mouth. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs; Being purg'd, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes; Being vex'd, a sea nourish'd with… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I, measuring his affections by my own, Which then most sought where most might not be found, Being one too many by my weary… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Thou hast no figures nor no fantasies Which busy care draws in the brains of men; Therefore thou sleep’st so sound. Julius Caesar (2.1.248-251)” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Have you not heard it said full oft, A woman's nay doth stand for naught? — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I love funny women, and just being around them talking is fine with me. I love an interesting mind. — Curtis Jackson Copy Share Image
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't funny. It… — Andy Samberg Copy Share Image
There are so many funny women in the world, and there has been for so many years, so I'll be happy when people can… — Kristen Wiig Copy Share Image
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
All women are basically in competition with each other for a handful of eligible men. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we would never need solace. — Don Herold Copy Share Image
I think there have always been funny women, from Carol Burnett to Joan Rivers. When the audience sees a woman, they innately know she's… — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
The men liked to put me down as the best woman painter. I think I'm one of the best painters. — Georgia O'Keeffe Copy Share Image
