Buttercup Quote by William Goldman

Buttercup's mother hesitated, then put her stew spoon down. (This was after stew, but so is everything. When the first man first clambered from…

— William Goldman

“Taxidermy and taxes go together like peanut butter and sodomy. Can somebody get me two slices of bread?”

— Jarod Kintz

“i wish there was a thing called stupid tax, which paid for all the stupid things our government does.”

— david leviathan

“I’m impressed. That is one big mother of a tax office.’ ‘They say that the Captain has an agreement with the Skylords, that if…

— Peter F. Hamilton

“PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES”

— Lin Manuel Miranda

"I pay my taxes," says somebody, as if that were an act of virtue instead of one of compulsion.

— Robert Menzies

“Sare! Why are you giving me your tax face?’ ‘I'm not.’ ‘You are.’ Pause. ‘Shit, I'll need to do my tax soon.”

— Lucy-Anne Holmes

“We don't pay taxes in Enkadar!”

— Kirkland Ciccone

“the tax collectors found no  more money to collect because there were no more people to pay  the tax.”

— William Stearns Davis

“My ex girlfriend said she’d never cheat on me. Well, she did—with an accountant. Now I owe money to the IRS.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Bring me the receipts. I’m using them as a write-off.” What do you know? Even Death pays taxes.”

— Angela Roquet

From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they're taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee,…

— Arnold Schwarzenegger