Getting married Quote by Wedding Crashers

Claire Cleary: Don't you think that's really soon? Secretary Cleary: Well, you know Gloria, she's impetuous. Has to have what she wants, when she…

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Sack Lodge: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! John Beckwith: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage…

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What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water? - John Beckwith

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A friend in need is a pest. - Jeremy Grey

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Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we? Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the…

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I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it. - Jeremy Grey

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Hey Mom! Can we get some meatloaf? - Chazz Reinhold

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True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another

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I'm sorry I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman! - Jeremy Grey

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Mrs. Kroeger: He can have the miles. Mr. Kroeger: Nah, sweetie. You take the miles.

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John Beckwith: Get up, you're making us look like pussies. Jeremy Grey: If I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you.

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I got a stage five. Virgin. Clinger. - Jeremy Grey

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