I'd like to be pimps from Oakland or cowboys from Arizona but it's not Halloween. Grow up Peter Pan, Count Chocula. -John Beckwith — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
Claire Cleary: Don't you think that's really soon? Secretary Cleary: Well, you know Gloria, she's impetuous. Has to have what she wants, when she… — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
Sack Lodge: Claire, you get your fucking ass on that altar right now! John Beckwith: Wow, we're getting a great preview of what marriage… — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
What are you going to do for an encore? Walk on water? - John Beckwith — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we? Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the… — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
I always knew I was never going to be a professional bull fighter, but that's not why I did it. - Jeremy Grey — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
True love is your soul's recognition of its counterpoint in another — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
I'm sorry I'm not sorry. Okay? I'm not gonna apologize, I'm a cocksman! - Jeremy Grey — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
Mrs. Kroeger: He can have the miles. Mr. Kroeger: Nah, sweetie. You take the miles. — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
John Beckwith: Get up, you're making us look like pussies. Jeremy Grey: If I had any air in my lungs I'd scream at you. — Wedding Crashers Copy Share Image
