Humor Quote by W. Bruce Cameron Download Open image ““For the next several minutes nothing much happened, biscuit wise.”” — W. Bruce Cameron ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“My breath caught in my throat. Buttered biscuits and honey. "You're not what I expected.” — Myra McEntire Copy Share Image
“Ben sighed, his mouth crammed with biscuit. "You don't trust us at all, do you? You think we're going to whip out our knobs… — Kate Saunders Copy Share Image
“What's it like here? There's a biscuit factory next door. We get the broken ones.” — Hiedi Thomas Jennifer Worth Copy Share Image
“he tried not to look back as the stale bread disintegrated in his stomach. A few times, he shifted again and watched the lights… — Markus Zusak Copy Share Image
“There was no time for chit-chat when there were chocolate chip pancakes to be eaten.” — Kristen Day Copy Share Image
“I picked up a small square shortbread biscuit and stared at it, noting the uneven angles, wishing it were a perfect square, but it… — Kathleen Baldwin Copy Share Image
“Have another biscuit,” she said irritably, thrusting the tin at him. “No, thanks,” said Harry coldly. “Don’t be ridiculous,” she snapped. He took one.… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Here the first of the things that happened, happened. The first of the things important enough to notice and to remember afterward, among a… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
That's the lesson of the dogs, that it's important to both live in the moment and then go on to the next wonderful thing. — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
Without a dog, no one will listen to your opinions for more than a few minutes without interrupting to tell you their opinions, which… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
I was riding my mountain bike in Colorado, and I met a dog who reminded me so much of my very first dog in… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
With social media, you don't just publish a book and figure you've done your part; your fans want to talk to you, have a… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
Because failure isn't an option if success is just a matter of more effort. — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
“But humans drive the cars and decide when dogs eat and where dogs live and clearly this was something else in their power -… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
I've tried several diets over the past couple of years - not because I need to lose weight, but because my pants are trying… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
My philosophy on snow skiing is that there are less expensive ways to fall down a mountain. Yet every couple of years, I go… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
“You remind me in so many ways of my dog Molly, her gentleness, but also Max, with his self-assurance. Will you tell my angel… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
I started writing in fourth grade and never stopped. I faked my way through high school and nearly was flushed from college - I… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
None of the kids in the neighborhood had dogs. My dad walked in that Labrador, and we started running together and rolling around together… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
When I was in seventh grade, I was a scrawny boy with no muscles, so I went out for wrestling. My intention was to… — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
