Marijuana Quote by Vybz Kartel

I'd be arrested if I still smoked because I'm the one who would be changing the battery in the airplane in the lavatory to…

— John Waters

I understand that smoking is vaguely inappropriate in certain situations. You know, like an orphanage, cancer ward, whatever.

— Greg Proops

Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.

— Amy Vanderbilt

To be sociable, I puffed on a marijuana cigarette, but I didn't inhale...I just hate the idea of drawing smoke into my lungs.

— Tony Abbott

It should not be an act of social disobedience to light a cigarette. Unless you're actually a doctor working at an incubator.

— Dylan Moran

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

— Douglas Adams

Stick me in a confessional and ask the question: Sir, if you had the authority, would you forbid smoking in America? You'd get a…

— William F. Buckley, Jr

Let's get the government stay out of our private lives, once and for all, and stop arresting smokers. Let's take a stand for personal…

— Willie Nelson

Can I smoke now without someone taking my picture?

— Hank Aaron

“Personally, if I were trying to discourage people from smoking, my sign would be a little different. In fact, I might even go too…

— George Carlin

Smokers, male and female, inject and excuse idleness in their lives every time they light a cigarette.

— Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

“Smoking is suicide by instalments.”

— H.M. Forester