Erotica Quote by Vi Keeland

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

“No one wants to do it with a chick who smells like bacon." Her brow creases. "Everybody loves bacon.”

— Sarah Ockler

“Bacon even tastes good in the shower.”

— Robin Bielman

“with a scrap of bacon on her”

— Solomon Northup

“Mr. Clark, can I taste your meat?” I asked, smiling seductively at him. He forked a bit of beef and leaned over. “Ms. Summers,…

— K.M. Golland

“Eve bit into some bacon -- honestly, good sex, a hot shower, then bacon? Did a morning get any better?”

— J.D. Robb

“The guy across the bar was a slab of raw beef with a nose like a potato and ears like cauliflowers. A walking dinner.…

— Tim Stevens

“if he takes my bacon?”

— A.E. Murphy

“Where's the bacon?”

— Lindsey

“Here, eat this. The chicken gives it protein and I got them to hold the bacon bits." We'd watched Charlotte's Web on cable last…

— Kathleen Peacock

“...bacon is fried guilt...”

— Erin Whibley

“She knew it was hopeless when he smelled better than the bacon.”

— Amanda Usen