"Whats nine inches long and makes women scream.……" — Unknown Author

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• Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
• In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
• In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. — Margaret Atwood
• Gardening is not a rational act. — Margaret Atwood
• That which is not good for the bee-hive cannot be good for the bees. — Marcus Aurelius
• The glory of gardening: hands in the dirt, head in the sun, heart with nature. To nurture a garden is… — Alfred Austin
• Show me your garden and I shall tell you what you are. — Alfred Austin
• There is no gardening without humility. Nature is constantly sending even its oldest scholars to the bottom of the class… — Alfred Austin
• Exclusiveness in a garden is a mistake as great as it is in society. — Alfred Austin
• Because we can't escape our ancient hunger to live close to nature, we encircle the house with lawns and gardens,… — Diane Ackerman
• A beginner must look on himself as one setting out to make a garden for his Lord's pleasure, on most… — Teresa of Avila
• God Almighty first planted a garden. And indeed, it is the purest of human pleasures. — Francis Bacon

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