"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job,……" — Unknown Author

"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

— Unknown Author

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