"First. lemme take a selfie" — Megz
"First. lemme take a selfie"
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81 Quotes by Megz
Megz has 81 quotes on this site.
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Friends are like fishing, you have to sit patiently for a long time to catch a nice one.. just like…
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ME + YOU - THE WORLD = PERFECT
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In a war you both loss..
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If y0u Love S0meone, be a waRrior.. fight f0r it., but iF thAt s0meOne loVe's s0meone else., thEn be a…
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Sometimes LOve is just like a balloon..once y0u let them go, its hard to bring them back. Thats why I…
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Sometimes we must get hurt, in order to grow... We must fall, in order to know... Sometimes our vision becomes…
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D0nt judge a f00d by its texture..LOL
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Let me share this beautiful message:.. I asked g0d.h0w d0 I get the best 0ut of life?.. GOD answered.Face y0ur…
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D0nt use y0ur LOokz t0 be liked by the 0ne y0u l0ve,. instead, let y0ur g0od attitude attract her because…
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There are two things rain helps improve: agricultural production and Philippine population..LOL
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It's better to lose your pride with someone you love, rather than lose that someone with your useless pride..
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Women fall in love through their ears, and men through their eyes.
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More Humor Quotes
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We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
— Aristotle
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Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.
— Aristotle
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Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.
— Aristotle
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Wit is educated insolence.
— Aristotle
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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.
— Aristotle
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The secret to humor is surprise.
— Aristotle
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
— Aristotle
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One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about…
— J. J. Abrams
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
— Isaac Asimov
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
— Isaac Asimov
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Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible.
— Francis of Assisi
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The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.
— Jane Austen
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