Quote by Tucker Max Download Open image ““Did you hear the nonsensical prattle spewing from her pie-hole?”” — Tucker Max ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“Jess couldn't stop spitting out words, because they were words like blades to hurt, and if she swallowed them, she'd be scraped hollow.” — Helen Oyeyemi Copy Share Image
What happened?” she breathed, staring at me. “I got hit in the face with a pie,” I said. Mags stopped, blinking. “You got...hit in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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“Girl with a pie, I’ll call it. It’s almost like guy with an axe, if you squint hard enough.” — Charlotte Stein Copy Share Image
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“What’s wrong with the pie?” “It’s good. I’m just not hungry.” I hadn’t been hungry since leaving the shop the previous evening. Along with… — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
“She had a smile like tomato sauce on Tuesdays, and she made my penis feel like spaghetti in the strainer. But I wouldn’t restrain… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to the limits of my… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There is no number or level of success that would make me think, 'Wow, I didn't think that was possible.' — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“Girl3 "You don't have to be a jerk" SlingBlade "Quite the contrary, my sloppy penile scholar.Order me another drink and be quick about it.” — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about. — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
