Quote by Truman Capote

“Ha-ha! Ah-hahahaha! I am wizard; hear me roar!”

— Jim Butcher

“A stuffed animal, man!” I roared at him. “Don’t mess with a wizard when he’s wizarding!”

— Jim Butcher

“I think becoming a wizard is about discovering what's real and what isn't.”

— Ben Aaronovitch

“I suggest it’s time we head off to see the Wizard. The wonderful Wizard of Jesus We Are All So Fucked.”

— Mira Grant

“One of these days, wizard... One of these days, I will pull the wand from your hand... and shove it up your ass.”

— Jesse Cox

“Finally, there is one item that I have in my living room that I take way too much shit over, but I don’t care…

— Paul S. Anderson

“I opened my backpack and checked my supplies: some enchanted rope, my curved ivory wand, a lump of wax for making a magical shabti…

— Rick Riordan

“For me, magic can be a story, a game, a puzzle, or a surprise that takes my breath away in a single, furious gulp.”

— Neil Patrick Harris

“So You Want To Be A Wizard?”

— Diane Duane

“Life is sweet absurdity, Sir Wizard. Laugh your way through it.”

— Lita Burke

“I might not have any magic available to me, but that didn't make me any less of a wizard, one of the magi, the…

— Jim Butcher

“Ah, yes. ‘And I’ll huff. And I’ll puff. And I’ll blow your house down.’ Good-bye, wizard.” Death by nursery tale. Hell’s bells.”

— Jim Butcher