"Oh, here's a clever one. Do you remember……" — Trenton Lee Stewart
"Oh, here's a clever one. Do you remember this question from the first test?It reads, 'What wrong with this statement?' And do you know what Constance wrote in reply? She wrote, 'What's wrong with you?"
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55 Quotes by Trenton Lee Stewart
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Poor Kate,"said Constance,"she's lost her marbles.
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And please don't call me that." I didn't call you 'that', I called you George Washington.
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