“I might go to heaven, I might go to hell But at least I know my cum doesn't smell And if I ever drafted Brandon LaFell I'd shoot my cum down a wishing well And if I ever sperm on another penis I'll masturbate to Serena and Venus I might go to Saturn, I might go to Mars But at least I know my cum doesn't char And if I ever wank in a burning fire I'll take a steamy shower with Terrelle Pryor And if Terrelle Pryor's dick is long I'll write another poem about Chen Ming Wang”
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