Ur Eyes Quote by Tony Rattigan

“I’m sorry, I thought you were together.’ ‘Why, do I look like an organ grinder?’ said Cobb.”

— Tony Rattigan

“Whatever the reason, they sold in the thousands, for Pickens had discovered that marketing truth … Sex Sells! Amongst his classic bestsellers were: David…

— Tony Rattigan

“Oh for love of the Gods, thought Jim. The last thing I need right now is philosophical discussion with a madman, on a snowy…

— Tony Rattigan

“So while you may be reading this sitting comfortably in your semi-detached in Cricklewood, a hundred Universes over, Captain Lars Felder of the Hyperion…

— Tony Rattigan

“Do you ever have Deja Vu?’ ‘I could ask in the kitchen, see if they've got any in.”

— Tony Rattigan

“Never eat at a restaurant that has a handbrake. Never buy food from any place that won’t be there next morning.”

— Tony Rattigan

“Don't you wish you could do what birds do?' 'What ... make custard?' 'No, fly south for the winter.”

— Tony Rattigan

“Your mother dresses you funny!”

— Tony Rattigan

“There’s no such thing as a noble death, Cobb ... there’s just death.”

— Tony Rattigan

“She was one of those women that makes any red blooded male look at her and go, ‘Ah yes … now I remember why…

— Tony Rattigan

“Oh dear thought Cobb. Never mind Father Yule, he sounds more like Ebenezer Scrimge from Charles Pickens’ book “A Yuletide Song”.”

— Tony Rattigan

“Look,’ said Cobb, ‘I live in the city. The only wildlife I ever get to see is rats. If I want to catch a…

— Tony Rattigan