Quote by Tommy Chong

Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.

— Bill Maher

They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.

— Charlie Sheen

If you get busted by a cop for growing weed in your house, just say 'I'm not selling that. It's for personal use.'

— Alec Straub

Saw that I could make more money in one pot than what was in that entire paycheck selling a week of office supplies

— Doyle Brunson

Strange thing, when they arrested me for the pot, the federal agents, they said, "We're sorry, we really don't want to bust pot people…

— George Jung

I figured if I was eccentric looking in Indiana, people would think, 'What is he selling? Let's look in his case.'

— Ty Warner

The Denver Post has actually hired an editor to promote pot.

— Bill O'Reilly

I knew a gentleman who was 65 who had a consulting firm outside of Kansas City, Mo. I convinced him to sell me the…

— David Steward

Police in Texas arrested a man who was using the alias 'Barack Obama' while trying to steal money from 35 ATMs. They could tell…

— Jimmy Fallon

On the 60 days he spent in prison after being caught with marijuana.

— Robert Mitchum

I was possessing heroin in fairly large quantities in New York City during the years of the draconian Rockefeller Drug Laws. Had I been…

— Gene Weingarten

I smoked pot in college and in the Army...

— Al Gore