Martha Stewart Quote by Tinnean Download Open image ““Jesus. It looked like someone had died and made Martha Stewart queen.”” — Tinnean ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Martha Stewart
“It's bold, rash, and embarrassing, Martha talking to God this way. But her honesty paved the way for Jesus to speak to her.” — Emily P. Freeman Copy Share Image
“To Martha it seemed that she stood outside life. The world went by her, colourless shapes on a flat pale background. Nothing had solidity… — Nan Shepherd Copy Share Image
“This is weird. There's a dead woman in front of me like dozens of other dead women I've seen. But this one is a… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
“Mary had the same face as ma used to have sitting staring into the ashes it was funny that face it slowly grew over the other one until one day you looked and the person you knew was gone. And instead there was a half-ghost sitting there who had only one thing to say: All the beautiful things of this… — Patrick McCabe Copy Share
“I looked out into the dead garden. Against the fading light, my shadow hovered in the glass, looking into the dead room. What did… — Diane Setterfield Copy Share Image
“Well, she'd been in shock. She could've believed just about anything. The Easter Bunny, tooth fairy, Santa... Yes, Virginia, men do let you down .” — Melissa Tagg Copy Share Image
“Martha certainly wasn't the first and she won't be the last to dismiss someone else's encounter with God because it didn't fit the mold.” — Rachel Held Evans Copy Share Image
“It looked like I was the dead itself, and that isn't something someone should aspire to look like.” — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“Here’s to you, here’s to me, and here’s to the space between us. One of us has to go.’” He met my eyes, a… — Tinnean Copy Share Image
“At the word “elegant,” I got a funny feeling in my… no, of course not my heart. It was just those damned cheesy fries… — Tinnean Copy Share Image
“Quinn turned away to walk out of the room, and he looked so good my cock leaped to attention. I say we strip those… — Tinnean Copy Share Image
“I’d warned that fucking flea-bitten, sway-backed, hay-burning refugee from a glue factory that I had a gun and had no problem using it if… — Tinnean Copy Share Image
“supposed I should mentally apologize to Quinn for thinking the worst of him…. Okay, sorry, Quinn.” — Tinnean Copy Share Image
“Sometime during the night, I roused enough to reach sleepily for Quinn. He’s not here, my subconscious grumbled, and I came completely awake. No… — Tinnean Copy Share Image
“Kinky!” he murmured against my lips. “Very funny, Hedley Lamarr.” He burst into pleased laughter. “No one ever gets my impressions!” — Tinnean Copy Share Image
“Portia Mann frowned at me. “Have you and my son broken up again? When I told him he should be the one doing the… — Tinnean Copy Share Image
NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The Road To… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha explained how… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist Church. — Dave Hickey Copy Share Image
“You spent so much time being a hostess you forgot to be a woman. And now the time is right for making love, but your vagina is a mess. I've been there... and it's not a good thing. You have got to remember Party Rule #1: There is no party as important as the party you're about to throw in… — Jon Stewart Copy Share
“Girls like me used the Web in all the ways our parents feared. We read anarchist manifestos and exchanged lurid porn with grown men.… — Molly Crabapple Copy Share Image
“Every new generation of women, it seems, feminist and housewife alike, is encouraged by popular culture to disavow its forebears and rebrand itself as an all-new, never-before-seen generational phenomenon, completely different in every way from what came before. The 'housewives' of the 1970s gave way to the Martha Stewart 'homemakers' of the 1980s, then the 'soccer moms' of the 1990s,… — Carina Chocano Copy Share
Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter! — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
As you know President Bush has been traveling around the country trying to sell his new Social Security plan. He wants to take our… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
