““In her childhood, [Sylvia] Wright had heard a tune in which some lines seemed to be 'They have slain the Earl Amurray / and Lady Mondegreen.' It wasn't until years later that Wright realized the lyric was 'They have slain the Earl of Moray / and laid him on the green.' We all have mondegreens. ... In his book Tiny Courts, poet David Bromige has a woman say that she's reading a book entitled 'Civilization and Its Discotheques.””