Humor Quote by Tim Wayne Download Open image ““If I only had a nickel; I'd spend it on a dime.”” — Tim Wayne ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“If I had a nickel for every time I'd wished I possessed the power to alter another person's mind, I'd be knee deep in… — Mayandree Michel Copy Share Image
“I’d rather coin a few words than coin a few quarters, nickels, or dimes.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Her name was Penny, and she was good looking. She wasn’t a dime, but she wasn’t a nickel either. If there were a coin… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“If I had a nickel for all the times I've been shushed in my life? Bam! Instant millionaire!” — Christy Hall Copy Share Image
“Trouble is my business,” I said. “How else would I make a nickel?” — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
If you need a nickel I'll give you a dime, if you need a girl, A$$hole! don't fuck with mine! — Vishak Copy Share Image
“Your dressed as a waiter and I am dressed as a doctor so we are just as we live.” — Tim Wayne Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
