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“But she needed to remember to take the bedspread off first. The Amish might not appreciate it if they got semen stains on their handcrafted quilt. Or maybe they would appreciate it? She’d never met an Amish person. They could be kinky motherfuckers, too. Who knew?” quote by Tiffany Reisz — Download Open image

““But she needed to remember to take the bedspread off first. The Amish might not appreciate it if they got semen stains on their handcrafted quilt. Or maybe they would appreciate it? She’d never met an Amish person. They could be kinky motherfuckers, too. Who knew?””

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