Smokes Quote by Thomas Pynchon

Clifton and I don't even look alike. He smokes and drinks, and I do neither. He's a big fat guy, and if it weren't…

— Andy Kaufman

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

— Charles Bukowski

Katherine Heigl, she was exactly the opposite of what I thought she'd be like. She smokes cigarettes, or she did then, and she's got…

— Diane Keaton

“Tory smokes, sitting on the floor with her impeccable posture, the gang of disciples around her. A few are straight, two gay, a couple…

— Jardine Libaire

“jerk.smokes cigars.will die of lung cancer,hopefully soon.excellent physical shape.”

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“Almost everyone smokes as if their pulmonary well-being depended on it — the multinational mélange of gooks; the dishwashers, who are all Czechs here;…

— Barbara Ehrenreich

“I smoked in those days because, like everyone else in the world who smokes, I wanted to die at least as much as I…

— Gregory David Roberts

Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because I have…

— Leaf Burner

You don't smoke do you?" "No, why?" "They're afraid of fire." "Great, we're going to be eaten alive because neither of us smokes." I…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I…

— Gregg Rogell

No one smokes because they like the way it tastes. If we did, they'd make cigarette-flavored cookies, candy, ice cream. What is this? Marlboro…

— Kevin Pollak

“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.”

— Paul Auster