Christmas morning Quote by Thomas Pynchon

Maybe Santa Claus is real. Here's the problem: reality.

— David Remnick

Look, at some point, people have to tell their kids that Santa Claus isn't real. I hate to be the guy to do it,…

— Floyd Landis

“Christmas shopping should only be done online.”

— Amanda Jason

The biggest myth about fatherhood that you get given a direct phone number to talk to Santa and tell him how your kid has…

— Chris Ramsey

Santa was a fake.

— Stephen Lawrence

“The imagined Internet is so much better than the real one.”

— Edan Lepucki

I think the large part of the function of the Internet is it is archival. It's unreliable to the extent that word on the…

— William Gibson

“Nonsense, this is my home and I must defend it. It’s time for Santa to get serious.”

— Michael Diack

Beginning with Santa Claus as a cognitive exercise, a child is encouraged to share the same idea of reality as his peers. Even if…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“The internet could have been commercial rather than nonprofit, or a national system instead of international, or it could have been secret instead of…

— Kevin Kelly

Not everyone who sells Christmas trees believes in Santa Claus.

— Matt Barr

“Be ware! Santa Claus is a fake profile.”

— Ljupka Cvetanova