"I don't subscribe to conspiracy theories, unless they……" — The Covert Comic Aka John Alejandro King
"I don't subscribe to conspiracy theories, unless they include the swimsuit issue for free."
More Conspiracy Quotes
- People love conspiracy theories. — Neil Armstrong
- A wingnut is someone on the far-right wing or far-left wing of the political spectrum - the professional partisans, the… — John Avlon
- Any writer, I suppose, feels that the world into which he was born is nothing less than a conspiracy against… — James A. Baldwin
- Fear is the foundation of most governments. — John Adams
- Secrecy, being an instrument of conspiracy, ought never to be the system of a regular government. — Jeremy Bentham
- Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence. — Napoleon Bonaparte
- Civilization is a conspiracy. Modern life is the silent compact of comfortable folk to keep up pretences. — John Buchan
- We have learned in recent years to translate almost all of political life in terms of conspiracy. And the spy… — John le Carre
- What I want to do is tell stories about normal people in the American suburbs. I don't write the book… — Harlan Coben
- Money doesn't mind if we say it's evil, it goes from strength to strength. It's a fiction, an addiction, and… — Martin Amis
- From the latter he is defended by being well armed and having good allies, and if he is well armed… — Niccolo Machiavelli
- Society everywhere is in conspiracy against the manhood of every one of its members. The virtue in most request is… — Ralph Waldo Emerson