"Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen……" — Terry Pratchett
"Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!"
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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I have always regarded Mr. Bean as a timeless, ageless character, and I would rather he be remembered as a…
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My philosophy is not a bean-counting, accounting 'look at this.' It is a philosophy that smaller government is better government,…
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Way down among Brazilians. Coffee beans grow by the billions. So they've got to find those extra cups to fill.…
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On Saturday mornings I would walk to the Flavor Cup or Puerto Rico Importing coffee store to get my coffee.…
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It is true that my predecessor did not object, as I do, to pictures of one's golf skill in action.…
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I make bean stalks, I'm A builder, like yourself.
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I used to visit and revisit it a dozen times a day, and stand in deep contemplation over my vegetable…
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I was determined to know beans.
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The budget is like a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, then reaches in and tries to…
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