"Speak softly and employ a huge man with…" — Terry Pratchett
"Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't,…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison,…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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Anybody who has had the pleasure of reading an article about themselves in the press knows that, on the whole,…
— Jo Brand
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Stealing is stealing, whether you use a computer command or a crowbar, and whether you take documents, data or dollars.
— Unknown Author
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I see the new Latin artist as a pioneer, opening up doors for others to follow. And when they don't…
— John Leguizamo
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Life is a velvet crowbar hitting you over the head, youre bleeding syrup amour, bleeding to death.
— Lana Del Rey
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Self-deception is sometimes as necessary a tool as a crowbar.
— Moss Hart
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I pity the young woman who will attempt to insinuate herself between my mama's boy and me. I sympathize with…
— Ayelet Waldman
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In a clutch or a corner, I tend to make a weapon out of what is near at hand. That…
— Dean Koontz
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Truth be told, John said, the one thing in this world I want more than anything else is a great…
— Douglas Coupland
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I cry intermittently, like a summer rain. I don't feel racked by the crying; in fact, it hydrates me. Then…
— Anne Lamott
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Next time you want to hit me hit me with a baseball bat or a crowbar!
— Stephenie Meyer
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but i've slammed the door to my inner self; if he ever wants to force the lock again, he'll have…
— Anne Frank
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Shane: "Score," he said, and raised the crowbar in triumph. "Who's your daddy?" - Black Dawn
— Rachel Caine
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