"I would like you to teach [the orcs]……" — Terry Pratchett
"I would like you to teach [the orcs] civilised behaviour," said Ladyship coldly. He appeared to consider this. "Yes of course, I think that would be quite possible," he said. "And who would you send to teach the humans?"
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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