““A few of the lads on the walls dared to applaud with rude gestures, insults, and – in one bold case – the quick dropping of armor to present their buttocks to the dark lords of Olum Seheri. It was a foolhardy and dangerous display, but I could appreciate that, too. When else did the man have the chance to moon not one but two dark lords? If he survived this, he’d never have to buy another drink in his life.””