Children Quote by Ted Chiang

“If there is anything I’ve learned being the mother of many children, it’s that you’d better laugh at yourself, because everyone else already is.”

— Chris Jordan

“I asked him if he had bothered to have children. He said yes, he had children. I said why if this is the result.…

— Jesse Ball

“If you said you didn’t have children, it sounded like a choice, and what kind of craziness would that be? If you said you…

— Eowyn Ivey

“What if we have a child together?" His jaw dropped. "That won't happen. I don't need more kids." "What if I do?" "Then you'd…

— Sabine Ferruci

“I don't know that I ever planned on having children, but it's one thing to decide you aren't going to do something and another…

— Jay Gironimi

The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. 'Yes',…

— David Finkelstein

“Are you happy?' he repeated quietly. ... 'Wouldn't you like to know?' ... 'Yes, or I would not ask. But apparently the child has…

— Katharine Ashe

“Genetics aside, I don't see myself having kids. Not one? Eric asks. If I had one, I would want to have two, and if…

— Weike Wang

“One of the great solaces of my life is that I no longer need to wonder whether I’ll have children.”

— Sarah Manguso

I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."

— Rodney Dangerfield

“I wonder if I wouldn't have been more moved if my own mother had taken me in her arms and said, 'I like you'.…

— Lionel Shriver

“Your children have enough friends...they need a parent!”

— Robert Gioia