Brad pitt Quote by T.W. Brown

“Brad Pitt just moved in with you. I swear, Tea, he looks just like a young Brad Pitt, and you get to keep him!…

— Kersten Hamilton

“I had a dream about you. You were wearing Sylvester Stallone's sneer as pants, but his lips were saggy on your legs, so you…

— Dora J. Arod

“You haven’t seen how dirty I can be—how dirty I really am. The things I’m holding back from doing to you…would break you, Nik.”

— Courtney Lane

“Your pants are filthy, as if you rolled in the dirt before coming here. I would expect nothing less from the boy I remember”

— Jennifer A. Nielson

“Lincoln felt like he’d dunked his head into a sink full of Pop Rocks and turned on the water.”

— Rainbow Rowell

“Now, with twilight dancing through the leaves of the jungle, the fact that Ben had never once kissed Maddox weighed heavily on him.”

— Annabeth Albert

“This was a boy who liked to be ridden hard…and Damon would normally put him away wet for certain.”

— S.E. Jakes

“I honestly can't believe how people can think they can do dirt and not get dirty. And for those slinging mud ...take a look…

— Karen E. Quinones Miller

What makes you think I'm giving you a ride?” “Because I'm a damsel in distress,” she said. “And you are a knight in whatever.…

— Neil Gaiman

“What else am I missing here? What’s in this for you?” “You.” Ben was honest for once, and it seemed to work, making Maddox…

— Annabeth Albert

“Look, it's not you. It's me , and my inability to dig dirty dudes.”

— Kresley Cole

“I couldn’t get in the tub, so I ran some bath water instead.”

— Caryn Lee