Quote by T. Kingfisher

“Well, that explains why we jumped into bed with each other so quickly. We were both hornier than a bucket of desert toads.”

— Olivia Cunning

“Why couldn’t all ex-boyfriends just turn into toads the second things were over? So many bad decisions could be avoided in the world if…

— Rachel Higginson

“O, all right!' said the Toad, readily. 'Anything to oblige. Though why on earth you should want to have a Banquet in the morning…

— Kenneth Grahame

“And even if she does, she might end up with the life choices of a carrot.”

— Mick Herron

“That was, perhaps, the most unfeeling proposal she could imagine. The man was cynical, insensitive, condescending, rude. And she was definitely going to marry…

— Tessa Dare

“You could marry Dante.” I”

— Sloane Kennedy

“Just as he still cared more for her than for any other creature, so did he more intensely and frequently hate her.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“she had lately come to understand injustice and tricks of fate, and how they could turn you into someone else completely, maybe even turn…

— Julie Anne Long

“Why would he marry a girl like you?”

— Tarryn Fisher

“To be fair, he had never actually promised to be monogamous. That was my idea, and though I tried my hardest to convert him,…

— David Sedaris

“He would have chucked her back into the pond otherwise. Bad fish, he didn't do them young. He was a fucking deviant, not a…

— V. Theia

“I had to keep in mind that she's married and that she didn’t stray. A man who couldn’t satisfy her.”

— Ava Bellamy