Dark Quote by Suzanne Brockmann

“Effectively we become the DVD of Elf that you ignore at nine o'clock on a Friday night, on the presumption there will be something…

— Nick Hornby

I didn't need the elf outfit to play an elf; I could just play an elf.

— Bob Newhart

The woman in charge of costuming assigned us our outfits and gave us a lecture on keeping things clean. She held up a calendar…

— David Sedaris

Call me Elf......one more time!

— Peter Dinklage

Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.

— Veronica Webb

Elves live in harmony with the world, and I try to do that.

— Orlando Bloom

I don't know how people can not wear underwear. It's my favorite accessory.

— Matthew Lush

As we all know, there is no underwear in space.

— Carrie Fisher

I'm very old-fashioned. Occasionally I do wear underwear.

— Sharon Stone

Your woman wears underwear out in public,” Sabin said. “Must be nice. How’d you manage that little miracle?” “Only the Deity knows.

— Gena Showalter

“As uncomfortable as I feel, I keep the girly underwear on anyway. Who knows? Provided they stay the hell out of my butt crack,…

— Miranda Kenneally

“It is not who you are underneath but it is what underwear you wear and what you do that defines you”

— Bruce Wayne