Black Quote by Susan Beth Pfeffer

We just lost our electricity. You want to tell me what’s so funny about that?” “It’s not exactly funny. It’s more of a good…

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips

“Strange things happen with electricity in a vacuum.”

— Steven Magee

“It's funny how you take things like electricity for granted. You hit the button that turns everything on and it just comes on. You…

— Robin Burks

Electricity! Come on!

— Benny Benassi

“This week in live current events: your eyes. All power can be dangerous: Direct or alternating, you, socket to me. Plugged in and the…

— Daphne Gottlieb

We didn't have electricity when I was a kid. We had to watch TV by candlelight. No, that's a silly joke.

— Glen Campbell

I cant see anything in this pitch black world,guess they're trying to cut their electricity bill.

— Anonymous

I think one of my first jokes - in the black community, there's people who have jokes about skin tone. People like, 'You so…

— Hannibal Buress

In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said,…

— Henny Youngman

What's funny in 'The Mayor of MacDougal Street' is how Dave Van Ronk talks a lot about the time and how exciting it was…

— Oscar Isaac

“electrical wires the night before our presentation. So just as Sharon Sheldon was starting to give her introduction and Lance started to make low,…

— Dave Keane

“I wanted to be at my parents’ house when electricity came. It was in 1940. We’d all go around flipping the switch, to make…

— Studs Terkel