Medicine Quote by Steven L. Kent

“I’d never trust a surgeon who didn’t wear gloves when he operated. Even if those gloves he didn’t wear were boxing gloves. He might…

— Jarod Kintz

“Being a doctor, doctors are your own worst enemies. That comes with a profession.”

— Dr.Vangala

“A blanket and a brick could be put in a ring and paid to fight. Compared to MMA, it would be boring. But compared…

— Jarod Kintz

“I was truly shocked to discover how bad the modern medical profession really is!”

— Steven Magee

“Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth”

— Augusten Burroughs

“As the Readers’s Digest once said: ‘Many persons call a doctor when all they want is an audience.”

— Dale Carnegie

“Doctors are great--as long as you don't need them.”

— Edward E. Rosenbaum

“One professional I never wish to see is doctor.”

— Amit Kalantri

“You see yourself as something of a champion of the poor, don't you?" "No, just their doctor.”

— K.J. Bishop

“Words are doctors for the diseased temper.”

— Aeschylus

“The doctor who treats himself has a fool for a patient.”

— Sir William Osler

“I was going to kill that doctor when he shoved his finger up my ass but then I realized the possibilities of that substance.”

— Neal Stephenson