Fear Quote by Steve Toltz

“Even catholics have hail marys. Jews only have guilt.”

— Matthue Roth

“It is a mortal sin to be a Jew?” I blurted out. His face softened as he stood there looking at me. When he…

— Harold Robbins

There's only one difference between Jews and Catholics. Jews are born with guilt, and Catholics have to go to school to learn it.

— Elayne Boosler

“Catholic Church, expelled all the Jews,”

— Howard Zinn

“Good Christ, a Jewish man with parents alive is a fifteen-year-old boy, and will remain a fifteen-year-old boy till they die!”

— Philip Roth

“ . . . there was little to choose between Jews and Catholics. The Jews had holidays that turned up out of the blue…

— Alan Bennett

All you Jews can go straight to hell.

— Quanell X

Catholics have guilt and Jews have guilt, fine. But mothers can trump them all.

— Diane Lane

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

— Cheech Marin

“It is difficult to frighten those who are easily astonished; ignorance causes fearlessness. Children have so little claim on hell, that if they should…

— Victor Hugo

No Jews have our own guilt, that's why we have psychiatrists - the Jewish version of a priest.

— Nan Goldin

“pastors throughout the countryside around Rome had reminded their parishioners that Jesus was a Jew in order to coax them into opening their doors.…

— Amy Harmon