Quote by Steve the Noob

“I aim at the middle one first. I squeeze the trigger. And the metal weapon does what it does best. It jams.”

— Amy McAuley

“  “I am running back my tent to get my sub-machinegun. There are too many Noggies to kill using a pistol!” He then ran…

— Michael G. Kramer

“The rattler began to coil. Soon it would realize that it could not strike at such a distance, and would attempt to retreat.”

— Dean Koontz

“I am a single bullet. It has no heart. Therefore, it does not think. It just flies straight towards its target.”

— Kanzaki H Aria

“Change, it moves like a bullet and you already pulled the trigger.”

— Sierra DeMulder

“He crossed his arms again and requested, “You wanna stop aiming your weapon at me?” Actually, no. I didn’t. I wanted to keep aiming…

— Kristen Ashley

“What you doin' with this gun?”

— Mark Twain

“No weapon in my bag? No problem—my whole bag was a weapon. Grabbing it by the strap again, I swung it off my shoulder…

— J.M. Richards

“I wish I could say that I suddenly discovered my inner warrior princess and expertly leaped at Archer, weapon hoisted high, teeth bared.That would…

— Rachel Hawkins

“Awesome. I'd terrified the Legatus of the Golden Legion just by showing him my sword. If I waved it around, he'd probably explode.”

— Ilona Andrews

“looked into its eyes, and then grabbed it by the tail and smashed its head against a rock.”

— Matthew Mather

“What the hell, I think. My pistol is on my hips and my balls are between my legs.”

— Daniel H. Wilson